Dear everyone,
Having outdoor weddings in June is stupid.
Stop it.
Maybe it works somewhere, but the ones I’m hearing about are in Georgia, where it is hot and humid and gross. And it keeps storming, so basically they’re bound to be miserable.
I’m partial to October as a month. October is often really nice, at least towards the end. You should get married in October, especially if you plan to invite me. Because, of course, it’s actually all about me - not about you and that guy you’ll divorce in 2 years. But not so much about me that I’m going to get possessive over the month of October. You go ahead and use it to its full potential. I probably don’t want to get married anyway, so have at it.
Love,
Your genuinely not bitter friend
