Oh god, Dave Matthews is touring again.
Dave Matthews has sold 17 million concert tickets. Seventeen million people. That’s about 1/10th the amount of people who voted in the 2008 presidential election. Therefore, in theory, Dave Matthews is a giant swing vote. If that doesn’t scare you, imagine this: Dave Matthews will be touring in the year of another presidential election, warping your brains, tryin’ ta make you think different. And do you want that? No. You don’t.
People on facebook keep referring to him as just “Dave” and I keep getting mad at myself for knowing who they’re talking about.
(Source: nedhepburn)
