March 2012
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Headlines from the latest issue of The...
spiegelman:
Bears Hunted
The Joys of Blocking Medicare
Ask a Clean-Souled Person
Listicle Without Commentary: Reagan’s Jellybeans, In Order
The Moon Is Terrible (Because It’s Associated With Women)
Korean Christian Punk Songs From the 90s
Don’t Feed Feral Cats Because Then They’ll Never Look For A Job
If You Like Drynuary, You’ll Love Abstaintober
Get Your Chocolate Out Of My Peanut...
Let me clarify something
kiamatthews:
I don’t really care if someone likes hiking or kayaking or running 5 miles every day. It’s not a turn-off at all. What it is, however, is a pretty good indicator of the type of partner they are looking for, and it’s probably not someone whose recent accomplishments include spending an entire weekend on the couch re-watching the first 3 seasons of Parks and Recreation.
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When is Missing E going to add a component that blocks the box warning against Missing E?
“She’s the kind of hot, young, little-monster-beloved secretary who will...”
– “five-car fucktrain”
“If you eat lunch this late [after one], you won’t be hungry for dinner.”
– I find it incredible that not wanting to eat is a thing other people experience. I basically want to eat like a hobbit.
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Nope.
tylercoates:
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
Even Thought Catalog wouldn’t publish In Defense of Handies.
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The Secret History, Donna Tartt →
lazybookreviews:
Go read! Rejoice!
This book is the best!
Boston, I will see you in a month.
nikp:
Seth Meyers, I will see you a few days after that.
yep yep yep yep yep
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ughhhhhh
82°F
Record high pollen count
Season 1 Peggy Olson
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I hope more people discover that Gotye song and...
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I had a really good time going to see Friends With...
but, just once I’d like to go to Atlanta and come out of the experience thinking anything other than “ehhhhhhhhhhh” about it as a city.
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How Not to Order a Drink, Part Three
Scottish Bartender at Los Angeles Gastropub: How does a snowman jizz?
Me: How?
Scottish Bartender: [throws ice down my shirt]
Me: Haha.
Scottish Bartender: What’ll ya ‘ave?
Me: I don’t know, it’s hard to decide!
Scottish Bartender: Are ‘ya one of ‘dem wee sissy gaaairls?
Me: Not at all!
Scottish Bartender: Aye … you sure abut dat? We don’t...
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From BuzzFeed: The Best Facebook Comments From The... →
katieheaney:
This whole thing is perfect and hilarious.
Never go to Kansas.
We're pushing for an office visit the next time...
Coworker 1: My friend is going to hate me. I taped this box all up and it's going to take him an hour to open it. He's in the entertainment industry in New York and can't find Girl Scout Cookies.
Coworker 2: The entertainment industry? It sounds like he works in a strip club.
Coworker 1: No, he's on that show 30 Rock.
Me: WHAT? WHO?
Coworker 1: Jack McBrayer. We went to high school together.
Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“I just thought we could hang today. Maybe see a movie, get something to eat. We...”
– Dean, Gilmore Girls.
At the time, I was a total Dean/Rory fan, but watching it now, years later as a nearly adult or whatever, I think I’m a Logan girl. Though you cannot doubt that Dean had his attributes (see quotation above) and I do appreciate that they were all important at different stages of...
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WatchI assume the hilarity of this video will be lost on everyone who doesn’t know us, and maybe the people who do too, I don’t know. But 18 months ago Nikki did a dramatic reading of some Very Important Tweets on 2 Bottles of Wine Night and I just rediscovered it in the middle of a staff meeting, which was obviously the perfect time for it.
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Watchonetentoanother:
Amy Poehler’s East Coast Rap.
Queen of my heart.
Oh I miss this era of SNL so much.
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“Now because the majority of abortions are performed in the first trimester, if...”
– JON STEWART, on Virginia’s inhumane, inhuman and shameful “personhood” law (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow)
the governor of virginia just signed this fucking bill
the capital of the state has been, during the past week, surrounded by riot police on at least one occasion
i just don’t even...
GA Senate Passes Anti-Abortion Legislation →
zoearcher:
iamthecrime:
sarahlee310:
Women in the Georgia Senate walk off the Senate floor after the vote
SB 438 prohibits any state employee insurance plans from covering abortions. There is no exemption for the health of the mother’s life. So, if a woman nearly dies giving childbirth and a life-saving abortion has to be performed, the women will be stuck with the bill. No amendments...
ALSO WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT HOW SKINS WAS... →
This season has done nothing but make me really angry so FINE. GOOD!
nikp:
I was rage-crying while listening to Rick Santorum’s speech but started laughing when the crowd started chanting, “Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick!” like Amy Poehler.
“This is the beginning of the end of freedom in America. Once the government has...”
– Rick Santorum, speaking on Steubenville, Ohio, following his Tennessee and Oklahoma wins.
And this is the beginning of the end of my sanity since Santorum would be more than happy to shove the government in my ladyparts, toss our tax dollars at more wars and let the federal government end existing...
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"Behind Chairlift's Excellent Interactive Video... →
anfscu:
Hands down, the best interactive video experience yet to emerge.
“Q: I’ve been dating a guy for more than a month, and we’ve only made out. I’ve...”
– The Tangential: The Tangential Answers Cosmo Readers’ Questions
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