February 2011
20 great excuses for not getting anything done...
zooeydeschanel:
1. I don’t like this chair.
2. I’m tired.
3. I can’t remember what I am working on.
4. I’m simultaneously too warm AND too cold.
5. Adult attention deficit disorder.
6. Memories of childhood. So deep.
7. There are too many people fussing with chairs around here.
8. I’ve had too much coffee
9. I haven’t had enough coffee, and I can’t find the waiter.
10. My face hurts.
11. I...
Too easy
The Pretty Wreckless’ “Make Me Wanna Die” makes me want to die.
January 2011
Today's random thoughts
Here’s how smart I am: on Saturday I managed to step on and smash a bottle of lighter fluid so that it burst out of the container around a bunch of people smoking. I noticed a little while later that my leg was stinging right around where the lighter fluid got on it, but I failed to realize until a day later that you can get chemical burns from lighter fluid. Even though my rain boots are...
“Kenneth appears to be in his early- or mid-twenties (McBrayer is actually in his...”
– Kenneth Parcell - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
this is why i love wikipedia. there is no goddamn reason for this to have been cataloged, but it has been and i love it. i honestly can’t believe life without wikipedia was a thing.
(via onmymindgrapes)
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seaoffire:
I remember this book [Running Out of Time]. I read this book over and over and over again…now I need to find it and read it again. I was so influenced by it and it was so good. Definitely better than The Village. Anybody know if her other books are any good?
I don’t know if they’re adult good, but I really liked them when I read them.
“Four more years…four hundred more years, fuck it”
– After about 8 years of loving The New Pornographers, I’ve finally got a newfound appreciation for Destroyer.
“Suicide Demo For Kara Walker”
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This is a song by Destroyer called...
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I'm listed in Tumblweeds under television,...
I’m listed in Tumblweeds, a user-generated community directory that rates Tumblr bloggers by their number of followers. Find me listed in #television, #college, #drinking
I considered putting myself under things like #politics, #technology, and #music, but who am I kidding? That’s not really what I post about. And who the fuck isn’t interested in music.
Related: Poptarts and...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Robyn (26)
The Shins (17)
The Avalanches (14)
Warpaint (13)
Weird Tapes (13)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
HEY (pregnant) LADIES
No one wants to play “spot the penis in my ultrasound” but you.
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Got Jesus on my necklace
Ke$ha, the new Great Uniter.
Makin’ friendz, drinkin’ scotch.
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nikp:
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Guy Nicki chatted up tonight. Please come back into our lives soon. But mostly hers.
YES. PLEASE.
Better version of me
A freshman on the East-West bus I accidentally got on today lives in the dorm I lived in, was wearing shoes that I own, and is also a political science major. In her second semester, she’s already taking an honors special topics poli sci class because she got a 5 on her AP test, and she’s going to spend the summer interning and working with exploited children in India. She’s...
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Police Investigate Jokes about Human Anatomy on... →
Oh, well, that’s fun.
Apparently, resident assistants are required as part of their job to report anything that could conceivably be offensive even if nobody is actually offended. And RAs apparently must notify the police.
So let’s call the police about everything. Absolutely everything. What isn’t potentially offensive? There’s a ruler on the desk in front of me, and...
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justafuckingkid asked: In your picture you should have held that glass of wine with more elegance. no offense but you were clasping the glass like you had no class lmaoo
justafuckingkid asked: In your picture you should have held that glass of wine with more elegance. no offense but you were clasping the glass like you had no class lmaoo
on remembering people's names
brklyn:
I have an uncanny ability to recall people’s names. I meet you once in a crowded bar and I’ve pretty much got it for life even after several drinks. People who are terrible with names think this is wonderful and often tell me that they wish they could remember names the way I do. They are mistaken. More often than not the person whose name I remember has zero recollection of me and then...
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Baby Talk
tomyhusband:
Never, under any circumstances, ever. No exceptions. Not even to actual babies.
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“It’s a real shame you don’t drive
Since you don’t drink you...”
– HEAR HEAR, Jenny Lewis. You drink or you drive - it’s one or the other, neither is not a valid option.
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Walking class is serious business.
I really, truly hate things that aren’t important at all but feel the need to make up all kinds of arbitrary rules anyway.
5 minutes late = half an absence. Four absences = automatic fail. (This makes sense I guess since you could not know where to go if you’re late, but it’s also impossible for me to schedule a PE class that I won’t be late to pretty much every day. East...
You know how I said Richmond is awful and there's...
They opened up a second tumblr office there. Of all places. What the hell?
For anyone else who is weary of facebook privacy
ballare:
Facebook ALERT As of today, New Privacy setting called “Instant Personalization” go into effect. The new settings shares data with non-Facebook websites & it is AUTOMATICALLY set to “Enabled”. Go to Account>Privacy Settings>Applications & Websites>Instant Personalization>Edit Settings & uncheck “Enable”. BTW If your friends don’t do this, they will be sharing...
I haven't been this drunk this early in a while
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOW
What I'm eating today, maybe?
Pasta With Butternut Squash
Ingredients
1 pound peeled and seeded butternut squash (start with a whole squash weighing about 1 1/2 pounds)
Salt to taste
2 tablespoons butter or olive oil
Freshly ground black pepper to taste
1 pound cut pasta, like ziti
1/8 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg, or to taste
1 teaspoon sugar, optional
1/2 cup freshly grated Parmesan
Method
1. Cut squash...
